Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML
Today, my brother tried to give my dog a walk by attaching an RC helicopter to the leash and following him while flying it. He broke the RC helicopter which cost 300 dollars, and we had to search for the dog for 3 hours. FML
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Snuwishuhad 0
Aw, don't feel bad, you were probably very stressed while worrying for your dog's life. It's also sweet how adamant you were to try and help! Some people abandom their pets. Sorry about the $150 though, that is kind of unfortunate. But, hey, if it weren't under his paw then you'd regret not making all your efforts :)
PureGold 0
Aww that sucks so much x(. It's good you went to such great lengths to make sure your dog was okay, but look at it this way...it's a good thing he hadn't actually swallowed the pill. FYL though, definitely.
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Comments (82)
mementomori_fml 0
Did u want to take those pills after your dog barfed them up? Just wondering...
darkmis1 18
The dog never took them in the first place.
divineinstrument 2
LMAO that's absolutely disgusting though. I can't believe anyone would be that desperate for meds that they would take them even after they'd been vomited out.
markssh 0
I had a small dog for a while who managed to get a hold of a tube of Arctic Silver 5 thermal compound (for computers, people). Ate the whole thing. That was like 80% pure silver in the tube. Ingestion of silver, depending on the type, can cause serious side effects. We called the vet who told us to force hydrogen peroxide down her throat to induce vomiting. It worked.
Nacirema20 0
omg! lol, that sux!!! weird place to get stuck... FYL.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Damn, #1 is such an asshole. Did you ever stop to think that maybe he was panicking...? and the Internet wouldn't help much, it was a /child's/ medication.. it wouldn't show side effects for a damn dog. don't act like a prissy know it all when you know nothing. OP; that sucks D: at least your doggy is okay. ^_^
KennyP55 0
just because it's a childs medication does not mean it's not on the internet. Do you people have any clue how similar dog medication is to ours? It's pretty close. There IS information out there, and it's FREE.
Fires_fml 0
On that note, sometimes it IS the same medication, and even occasionally similar dosages. And in those cases, similar side effects.
lilwaynearehomo 0
That sucks, but no deaths have been done : )
readytofall69 0
learn to look bitch ydi
BreezyPear 0
I knew where this one was going.
littlemisslee 0
well, at least you were prepared!
blameyourself 0
At least your dog isn't dead. $150 is worth the reassurance
Jennydew 0
Better safe than sorry, I say. Don't feel bad, I would have done the same.