Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
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Top comments
yamuri 17
That's unfortunate. One of the few actual FMLs that are really sad. Keep trying!
ligerzero459 24
I'm so, so sorry, OP. I hope you and your husband are successful in the future.
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Comments (68)
dabum18 5
So sorry I would smack the poopy out of that doctor then say so sorry it was a clerical error
AnaTod 9
I'm sop sorry
crystalbeau98 5
I am so sorry
007337 10
U will get there eventually
tiredofwaiting 25
That is sad. Keep trying.
mbock 15
same thing happened to me...I was freaking out!!!! (I'm a dude) so I pissed on the sick anyway, and I'm not. best of luck to you though.
wheelchairchick 11
Why would you make fun of this? Also if you did take a pregnancy test and it said you were pregnant doesn't that mean you have cancer?
Giraffie5 11
What I have found is that once you stop trying you suddenly become pregnant. So, in the nicest way possible and given the above info, stop trying and just have the unprotected sex to enjoy it. Maybe then a baby will come along.
Hyenayena 27
If a biological kid doesn't work out, adopting a young kid is also an amazing g thing! You're saving someone, and being a mum :)
solarsanteria 15
If it's any consolation, I'm sure that doctor was more embarressed then you were.
Keiraquarium 12
I don't think OP is worried about feeling embarrassed...
serslybro 20
I'm so sorry! That can be so heartbreaking! Just keep your chin up and take it as a sign that maybe things are about to change!