Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Jessica
Romania
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
Walking Dead
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Anonymous
Gender bending
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Savannah
Spring Hill, United States
Ethics in medecine
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
Pancevo, Serbia
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
It's okay. Some girl was dreaming about having a penis a while ago.
rocker_chick23 27
The OP could have gynecomastia which is the growth of abnormally large breasts in males. It is due to the excess growth of breast tissue, not excess fat tissue. My friend had it when he was younger due to anabolic steroid abuse and had to get them reduced.
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Comments (78)
sandi315 0
this was so funny I was not expecting the ending lol
ambrz 0
man boobies r fun to squeeze ;)
Superflyshyguy 0
OP got some Tig ol' Bitties!
chungy92 5
so jealous!
a_girl_i_know 0
lol. if you are quoting robot chicken, i love that episode
element_ae 0
hilarious!!
ElectricGhost_fml 5
ahahahahahaha this is ssooooo funny hahahahahahahahahaha
ohthebloodygore 16
ahahahahahahahaha, soooooooooooooo; you're an IDIOT.
leg1tshtick 4
I didn't realize until after the third time I read this that your a man not a WOman ahaha I was thinking like wait .. what's wrong with a 20 year old woman having abnormally large breasts ?! Anyways , fyl OP , hit the gym instead of the burgers.
FFML_314 12
How did it take you 3 times? Did you stop in the middle of the FML?
ohthebloodygore 16
58, LOL. You're an idiot. Seriously, IDIOT. :]
brettskie 0
61- Holy crap, chill on the bashing. Yes, saying three words is a waste of a comment, but this one was an honest mistake. No one is perfect so stop being a bitch.
ohthebloodygore 16
71, you're an idiot too. How is this an honest mistake? The FML clearly says he's a 20 year old man. Unless the person stopped reading the post halfway it is not an honest mistake.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, everyone brainfarts now and then, especially if your brain is expecting something other than what you've read. At least legg kept rereading till it made sense. I'm embarrassed to say that it took me months to realize Spastastic's name wasn't Spastic. I even PM'ed whoever Spastic is a few times and wondered why she wasn't responding. Oof. >.<
johnnie99 0
You FAIL at life.
brettskie 0
74- I'm not an idiot, actually I'm one of the smartest people in my class. You are a cold hearted b*tch. I suggest that you yourself should get off fml, and JUST GO F*CK YOURSELF.
XArmyof1x 6
what if your in the retarded class? that's no big award there buddy
DocBastard 40
That's funny coming from someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". And for the record, thebloodygore is a self-described bitch, so the previous comment is entirely accurate.
FFML_314 12
It's not entirely accurate.
Spastastic 6
Ahahaha, what did you try to PM me about, Jane? Now I'm curious...
TheNewGuy03 29
loud noises. |the kid|
candace1988 0
Be happy you don't need a woman to play with some big boobs.
Pro_Nothing 9
This made me Lol