Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Jessica
Romania
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
Walking Dead
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Anonymous
Gender bending
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Savannah
Spring Hill, United States
Ethics in medecine
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
Pancevo, Serbia
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
It's okay. Some girl was dreaming about having a penis a while ago.
rocker_chick23 27
The OP could have gynecomastia which is the growth of abnormally large breasts in males. It is due to the excess growth of breast tissue, not excess fat tissue. My friend had it when he was younger due to anabolic steroid abuse and had to get them reduced.
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Comments (78)
XxGingerBbyxX 0
that's kinda strange
GooseHawk 0
FYL for having moobs, sorry OP.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
lmao
samanthasantini 0
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD MOOBS!
NickK49 0
I just came in my pants
CaptainLo 0
I hope you're obese so them Cs can disappear but if you're not your breasts are fatty tumors that may need to be lipoed. Good luck.
hifatpeople 0
just say uve been working on ur pecks
FutureSoldier18 0
haha Seinfeld
heygirlhey7 0
moobs <3!!! ahahahahahahha
TheNewGuy03 29
either you have gynecomastia, or you need to diet. |the kid|