me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deargodwhy
Throwing shade
Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
strayking
Rough school
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Student becomes the master
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Anonymous
Whack-a-Mole
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
emily ann
Evil will always win
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
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Domo_Arigato7 3
I love your kid, lol.
Sockmonkey_Ninja 0
haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.
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Comments (258)
Doortje 30
Was it 'The Kid and the Hit'?
tigerbander80 0
hahaha nice:D
Bosia 0
No, no, it had to be "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Black-and-Blue Fish". I bet it was the hardcover version, too… kids are getting more evil by the decade!
InBetweenDreams 0
Dr. Seuss is the greatest. :D And hey, at least your daughter isn't a wuss. :)
mea_iloveskiing 26
the cat in the hat goes mad :D
PrincessRavishin 0
the mad catter, perhaps..
Calyx_fml 22
The other kid deserved a beating. She was probably one of those horrible star bellied sneeches.
OvenproofToast 0
I love that book it is the best.
forgotten_addict 1
OP's daughter might have older siblings that are teaching the violence not the parent... just saying. Ha and your daughter is a badass lol reminds me of myself a little bit... (:
chele2382 5
Very true, but who taught the older kids to be violent?? It all comes full circle and goes directly back to the parent.
setheroni 4
Not necessarily... Public schools are full of violence nowadays! As well as the media! I mean sure the parent could do a better job monitoring what the child does but it only helps so much
saleha97 4
hahaha!
Barette_fml 7
When I was 3 I got in trouble for trying to strangle another kid after she stole my toy.
FMLforALL 0
3 is a lot younger than 5 or 6. Those two years of development teaches young children a lot.
imlovedrunkjw 0
When I was 5 I got in huge trouble for biting this girl in my class. In my defense, it was Halloween and I was dressed up as a vampire Lol
furburger 0
The other kid had it coming when he/she said, "I ******* hate books that are full of rhymes and shit."
lbeer 1
lol
Brotallicus 0
Oh words can't hurt eh? bamm sucka! hahaha that's awesome.