me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deargodwhy
Throwing shade
Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
strayking
Rough school
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Student becomes the master
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Anonymous
Whack-a-Mole
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
emily ann
Evil will always win
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
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Domo_Arigato7 3
I love your kid, lol.
Sockmonkey_Ninja 0
haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.
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Comments (258)
itsssarahjane 0
She is obviously getting this violent behavior from somewhere. Maybe she needs to see a therapist to help her get through this. Seriously.
PrincessRavishin 0
I see a baby as your picture.. post back when your kid hits another kid, and take FULL responsibility for you childs violent behavior. admit that your child must get beaten by you often, and that you beat other children and your spouse in said childs presence to create such violent tendencies in your child. expert.
zombunny 2
^THIS. A thousand times this. I love new parents with infants who think they're experts on older children. Wait until your kid is 5.
GabriellaMS4 0
hahaha!Kind of sounds like me back in kindergarten. :P
Seethatguy 3
Dr. Suess prescribes ass whoopings now? Awesome!
whalen11 0
super cute, hahaha
sicck 0
some one's daughter is pmsing
1337ghost 0
what a bad-ass
AmeenWhoElse 0
Complete genious, beat your victim with the thing they love the most. I applaud this little girl.
dmantheplaya 0
some kids just dont take crap from any one. that is a good thing and she will be able to take care of her self when she needs to. sounds like my 6 year old doughter has a lot in comon and neither one of us are violent, condone that behaviour or teach it. kids have their own personality nomater how you raise them.
Airborne2002 7
1 bruise 2 bruise, black bruise blue bruise!!
Casandy 0
Awww that sounds like something I wouldve done as a child! wait I did... but i grew up just fine