Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
Today, I noticed my daughter’s bathroom was dusty, so I screamed at her for keeping the bathroom in unacceptable condition. She had a panic attack and has been crying for the past week. She’s 24. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter is 16 hours-old and cries every time I pick her up, and refuses to be breast fed. She loves sleeping peacefully in her dad’s arms, and being bottle-fed by him. My 16 hour-old baby hates me. FML
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
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kiaralove53 0
You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.
iAmScrubs 19
Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.
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Comments (445)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Let her go out smelly. She'll learn her lesson soon enough and make the decision to bathe.
jennnwoww 2
Took the words right out of my mouth. :)
F0xyTurtle 8
But OP also has to live with the smellyness till she decides to bathe...
thegoodlife101 0
smellly situation
sky22_fml 7
O wow that's kinda gross! I take at least 2 a day & I'm 15....why would she NOT wanna be clean!?!? That's a problem lol
twistedgrudge 0
i get your point shower everyday wah hair everyday unlike my brother hes the same one has the girl that dosent wanna bathe
skyttlz 32
Twice a day is a lot. I shower every other day.
iLove2LoveU 0
I agree with 36
CateXOX 0
At least 2 a day? I'm all for hygiene, but that's a little excessive don't you think?
SteelCladAngel 0
once a day will suffice unless you're having sex every day if so....you're lucky! I miss those days LOL
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
you are actually not supposed to wash your hair everyday. it's bad for it, but you should wash your bod. everyday. y'know hygiene issues and what not.
tpiper2852 0
it's actually bad for you to take to many showers a day. it drys your skin out bad and if you're washing your hair that many times too it can ruin your hair.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
95... did you not read what I wrote or something? except for the skin part that's exactly what I had Just said.
tpiper2852 0
ummm well excuse me... I'm soooo sorry that I was typing mine when you posted yours and didn't see it....my bad. I mean I was obviously just trying to copy what you said.
vampire1618 5
yeah, every other day is better, otherwise the shampoo and stuff and dry your skin out and damage your hair... plus it's a waste of water.
that1kid82 2
I'd hate to see your water bill
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
186 that's a lie, you weren't typing yours while I was posting my reply. I replied and then came back like half an hour later and your comment had jus been posted. But sorry to hurt your little feelings.
memily63 12
322 get off your high horse. You just sound rude, and I highly doubt anybody would care that much about what you had to say to copy it. You're not that cool. 'Sorry to hurt your little feelings'
tpiper2852 0
ummm hey dumbass why don't you try checking the times they were posted before you make yourself look like a fool? mine was a couple minutes after yours so lets try to be a little less conceited. it may have seemed like it had just been posted because you had just gotten back on?...
shortstuff4485 0
ummmm...yeah that's kind of gross >.
hunterhound 0
she's prob ugly
CateXOX 0
How does her not wanting to take a bath make her ugly?
iSurf_fml 8
Well, atleast you can bet on her never getting laid.
iheartboobiies 0
lmao. xD
heartbrakej 0
mom and daughter in bath... hmm sexy
pamelax3 6
lolwut...?
CateXOX 0
That's sick.
whoaitslyssa 0
way to be perverted.
aardvarkish 17
Don't knock it til ya try it. Just sayin....
CaptainPickles72 18
25- Hey, you're not supposed to share your spank bank with others! (5,000 imaginary dollars to whoever knows what I'm talking about)
youngbuck10 9
Hall Pass reference ftw. Fake chow, haha.
staychill 16
I wud thumbs it up but it's already at -69 giggity
Mekeritrig 15
Slap some sense into the dozy cow.
ipwnallmen 10
is she aquaphobic or something? something dosen't add up.....
joycelynnmicheal 0
Well tht would be disgusting how bad she would smell