Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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kiaralove53 0
You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.
iAmScrubs 19
Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.
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Comments (445)
musiclexii124 0
That's sad. She needs to get her ass up and shower. It takes 10 mins out of a day. You shouldn't have to force her.
OfficeNinja 5
just what the world needs - another hippie chick who hates soap and razors.
robo_manda1125 3
thats disgusting.
rhysfucker 24
nasty. on the bright side, if she's known as "the stinky girl" you probably won't have to chase any bows away from her window. by the way, had she brushed her butter-like teeth in the last 4 days??
rhysfucker 24
boys, not bows. FML
londonQT1997 0
ewww
Erevis_cale 0
she shoukd be thanking you
HahaYDI 0
This is where the field of psychology can be helpful. Start off giving her positive reinforcers when she bathes, and if she doesn't take something away from her. If it continues I'd suggest trying a couple therapy sessions.
BLO_N_GO 6
I agree fithy bitch after 1 day that's gross good on you I believe in 100% health and highgyne and you are right making her shower it's ur house and what mum say or doz is userlly right mum knows best
Bcfrmkc816 17
ever hear of conserving water if you don't do anything to stink why bother?
ohlordy101 0
why the he'll are you trying to make her bathe.. this story is weird: on your part. maybe she likes showers? freak