Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
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Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
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kiaralove53 0
You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.
iAmScrubs 19
Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.
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Comments (445)
JiggyBoo123 11
PFFFFFF That's NOTHING. My friend once spent a whole MONTH without bathing! Your daughter needs to up the ante! XD Lulz. Just kidding.
seeinghourglass 0
That's so ******* disgusting.
puddinfellow 2
hygiene is so mainstream. I take mudbaths.
Human_Delilah 0
Eww..
OHnathanIO 4
smack a hoe
FliPsliCE 3
remind me not to eat her vag
Bl3ndedT 3
i bet her underwear have constant stains
LaDiva_fml 0
totally nasty
YOREALLY 0
that's nastyyy!!!
marksbabygirl 0
that's pathetic... she is 16 and dnt wanna bathe?? WTF?!? I'm 16 and cry when I cnt shower!! she needs to be checked out
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey, if she's okay with being friendless and dateless until she showers, that's her prerogative.