Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
Today, I noticed my daughter’s bathroom was dusty, so I screamed at her for keeping the bathroom in unacceptable condition. She had a panic attack and has been crying for the past week. She’s 24. FML
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Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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Today, my daughter is 16 hours-old and cries every time I pick her up, and refuses to be breast fed. She loves sleeping peacefully in her dad’s arms, and being bottle-fed by him. My 16 hour-old baby hates me. FML
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
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kiaralove53 0
You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.
iAmScrubs 19
Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.
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hiscrazygurl1 5
spray her down with a hose outside and tell her it's this or u bathe urself daily!
aaaahhDamn 0
I bet you don't have to worry about her boyfriends, do you?
tennischik211 11
tell her if you want a guy to like you, take a shower.
ydnar 5
Get out the garden hose and give that filthy little brat a scrubbing like they do down at lock up. ...I don't know from experience just from the movies.
atills 0
not only is your daughter 16, she's also gross :)
xrainbowshadowx 17
Tie her up and hose her down...or just pour something sticky or like saucy on her, you'll see she'll be in the shower before you even mention it again.
kattyeyedkay 0
why is she still taking baths?? I mean to relax, sure. but to get clean she needs to be a big girl and shower. I'd drag her ass out back and spray her with the hose if she pulled that crap on me!
geeksaresexy 18
A lot of houses in the UK have one bathroom with EITHER a bath or a shower. Not many people have both. Most people who have both have a shower-over-bath arrangement and the shower tends to be shit.. hence the bath..
Jessieboob 0
OMG my daughter does d same she's 14 I guess I still have a few years to go lol!
rainport 0
ur a bitch for making her
Leii_fml 0
She must have a tatoo I guess