Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML
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docphilsman 15
priorities
theoldman 22
She's losing Nick Amaro. She's not losing either of you.
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Comments (71)
Dark_Shadow69 1
I feel her pain, you cant lose detective amaro and not be sad.
Nederlander95 14
I'm guessing she was hiding the immense pain from the divorce and bottling it up, and the one minor "problem" of law and order was the straw that broke the camel's back, and this is all of her pent up emotion coming out.
MrConcise 35
No, she probably just figures the divorce doesn't impact her, whereas she actually cares about the outcome of Law and Order.
amileah13 26
Kids these days.
davek 36
Are you that dense? I think the divorce might have something to do with it. Big news can take a while to sink in.
worldclassrager 41
I think she is trying to come to terms with both happening...or her priorities are way off
DeadHorseman 11
Tell her to watch Cold Case. He's a main character on there and the genre is similar to Law and Order.
MrConcise 35
"The genre is similar" because all CSI and cop shows might as well be the same damn thing.
deftones_fml 19
But it's Nick Amaro
WhatHappenedToIt 22
I agree. I wish my parents would divorce for the longest time. Life was hell at home when they were both there.
91hayek 31
Lol she's trying to cope with her broken family by disappearing into her TV shows, and you're just there judging her.
sharpie2434 12
You don't understand. Nick is life