Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML
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docphilsman 15
priorities
theoldman 22
She's losing Nick Amaro. She's not losing either of you.
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Comments (71)
Saraj07 18
Dude Nick Amaro is such a lightweight... couldn't hold a candle to Christopher Meloni. I miss Elliot man.
nitrog100 21
You should be happy that your divorce isn't adversely affecting your daughter. The fact that she took your divorce well is the best possible situation.
mommiof2 6
What?! I just watched the season finale yesterday. Nothing was said about him leaving. More so benson leaving if she's promoted
Fas4wd 13
Thanks for the spoiler
wheresthesafety 31
Omg spoiler?!?!
Redmai 22
From a child's view you two divorcing may be considered good. Some children grow up with their parents constantly at each others necks, for some after hearing it for awhile you'd rather them apart. Though that might not necessarily be her case, as the other comments she may be dealing with it privately.
GoogieWithers 25
Thanks for the spoiler! Sorry about your divorce though.
GoogieWithers 25
meant divorce not parents! sorry
annalily5 28
Possibility 1:She's trying to put on a good face and the stress is coming out in different ways. I remember when I had a house fire as a kid everyone was shocked at how little it seemed to concern me. Later that night when I was playing tick-tak-toe with my cousin I freaked out because they only had a pen and I wanted a pencil to play with. Stress can come out in weird ways. Possibility 2: Your relationship was toxic and she views the divorce as a wholly good thing, while the same can not be said for the actor leaving.
bubbat101 36
Spoiler alert...darn, I really liked him. :/