Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML
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docphilsman 15
priorities
theoldman 22
She's losing Nick Amaro. She's not losing either of you.
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Comments (71)
irish_lad 16
I cried too
jepha 10
Thanks for the spoiler! Australia is a bit behind..
Dave_Davington 34
Then again, she did "cry for ages" because a character was taken out of a TV show, so she's probably just an airhead.
ImpracticalJoekr 9
I nearly broke down too. I love Nick :(
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
I was happy when my parents decided to divorce
heismygem 10
She's upset about Nick Amaro leaving?? Psh, Chris Meloni was so much better than Nick.
sincerelystc 10
I was pretty young when my parents got a divorce. Didn't bother me one bit. If they are going to be happier without each other then that's all that really matters.
ChakatBlackstar 29
DUDE, spoiler alert!
foo_foo_the_snoo 14
Maybe she wasn't surprised by the news of your divorce OP.
Doubledimp 23
Honestly i reacted the same way #longlivenick