Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML
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docphilsman 15
priorities
theoldman 22
She's losing Nick Amaro. She's not losing either of you.
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Comments (71)
kmars2 6
I cried when I heard that too though. Maybe she didn't show her feelings about the divorce, but SVU is an emotional roller coaster of a show that it's hard not to cry when a character leaves.
8313girl 28
I haven't watched him much on SVU but I was a fiend for Nick on Cold Case. I watched every episode. That show was so addicting.
esca6angel 16
Maybe she knew it was coming?? I mean there are signs that a marriage was ending is pretty obvious.
guineagirl96 38
To be honest, that was a pretty emotional episode
StarkWolf_fml 23
sounds like Nick Amaro spends more time with her than you two.
HedgeFox90 26
Ummm spoiler alert much?!?!
danceinconverse 25
I was the exact same way when my parents divorced, I was 13 and had seen it coming basically ever since I could remember. The only reason I was slightly surprised is I thought they'd wait until I moved out. I wouldn't feel too bad OP, I'd think her anticipating it would be better than her being completely devastated, but maybe that's just me.
8313girl 28
Sorry OP but I understand where your baby girl is coming from because Nick Amaro is a beautiful man. Sorry that you and your wife are going through a divorce and I hope everything works itself out in the end.
Johnnycake23 42
Amaro sucked. Elliot FTW!!!!
kristen5286 12
obviously elliot is best, but without him we only have amaro because tutuola is not a hardass anymore
snowdakotamay 10
That was a sad episode
leogachi 15
So you're upset that you didn't ruin your daughter's life? Why would you WANT her to be sad?