Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML
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docphilsman 15
priorities
theoldman 22
She's losing Nick Amaro. She's not losing either of you.
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Comments (71)
ama9466 17
He got written off?!
kaleighf 15
When I found out my parents were getting a divorce, I was upset but also relieved. I was tired of hearing all the fighting and arguing. I don't know your situation but maybe she feels the same.
BananaN0se 13
Maybe she doesn't want to show her true emotions so she's having mood swings over tiny things that don't make sense due to her mental distress.
synchroskater16 12
Dude Nick Amaro is important ? Divorces are too common these days. I didn't react to my parents'.
twitchywaffles 26
He was written off?!?!? I mean I saw it coming but still.
unsuspectingmom 5
Hey, I'm a grown woman and I cried.
Stephanoze 23
That season finale was heartbreaking!
SouthernSmartass 5
Don't worry OP. Science shows we overreact to things that upset us little and underreact to things that that really bother us. I also didn't let my parents know how upset I was about their divorce, but trust me I had my cries.
melinda_myers 14
omg i cried to.
Drosophila82 18
I guess she didn't see the dismissal of Amaro coming!