Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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likeanoutlawbayb 0
you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with
DorkusD 0
@164 - Losing your virginity is a consequence of having sex? Shit I wish I had have known that sooner!!!
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Comments (512)
dilly_doe 0
maybe it was her homework and she guessed something else?
DrunkenElmo 1
parenting fail...
Quidikic 9
can I have her number, I'm 12 also. oh send a pic too.
ifmlftw 0
telling a teen or preteen that they can't have something makes them want it more 95% of the time
namesarehardtoth 0
Hey when I was twelve I remember a girl I really liked offered to **** me and when i said no she offered to give me a bj apparently she thouht sex was ok because some people hadnt gone through pueberty therefore making it impossible to have kids
textwork 4
she's gonna be a *****...
MizuWolf 3
Lol ***** daughter child.
MurderTramp 0
i know ur worried as a parent but most 12 yr olds who r havin sex r smart enough to use condoms my mom got me birth control even soo
neongurl98 10
I cant believe times are changing like this now!
TakeTheFight 0
Boys are capable of having sex when they're just as young....