Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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likeanoutlawbayb 0
you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with
DorkusD 0
@164 - Losing your virginity is a consequence of having sex? Shit I wish I had have known that sooner!!!
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Comments (512)
monkeykiller77 0
big deal, it's a good thing, children should have sex when they are ready
bloobelly 0
congratulations on raising a ***** :D
His_boo123 0
I think u need to say sorry cuz if a girl has sex befor married only means they messed up everyone does it
AngelicBadger 0
I agree with #334. I haven't reached my twelfth borthday yet (it's in december, ok), but I've already started my periods and I'm a 34A. Thing is, I go to show that kids can go through puberty at any age between 9 and 16 (look at Justin Bieber, yes that was a cruel joke). And yes, I know what sex is. Don't go "oh my god, that kid shouldn't know about sex!", because technically, I'm not a kid anymore. Goodbye, childhood.
kriziababy 9
LMFAO I'm 15 so this is funny. kids are getting shorter as years go by and learning about sex even earlier.
biggecko 4
I'm 16 and if I even mention sex or having girlfriends to my mom she will kick me out of the house
MurderTramp 0
lol im 12 and hav been havin sex for like 2 yrs
MissyRawrs 0
WOW!
HIGHY 0
i don't think that means she had sex already. but on the other hand it means she's not going to wait that long or she'll get married really early
EmilyCecile 0
would your daughters name heppen to be autumn?
mandyy702 0
don't let her walk away give her a beat down
Btaylor91 0
#2... Just because he is a boy doesn't mean he can have sex at a young age it just means he can knock a girl up sooner.