Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
You what?
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Never ever
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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likeanoutlawbayb 0
you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with
DorkusD 0
@164 - Losing your virginity is a consequence of having sex? Shit I wish I had have known that sooner!!!
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bexox 0
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Onkwehonwe 0
maybe her friend had sex and she was worried for her
teamomiamor 0
time to lock her up in her up in her room, Lord knows what i was going when i was 12
acfem9 0
OHMYGOD
cristian0706 0
umm idk... i live out here in addison IL n like 12 isnt rly 2 young over here..im 13 heres how it works.... age 11 people r gonna start expecting u 2 wear make up age 12 ur gonna start being seduced by guys age 13 ur gonna be expected 2 alredi have lost ur virginity age 14 ur probally dont wanna yet or r just ugly age 15 ur 2 shy 2 have sex but guys r gonna keep seducing u age 16 you have just lost your virginity due 2 peer presure it might be ur brand new boyfriend or that dude from that party last night... 40% chancge u have been knocked up....ITS A BOY! like 1 third of all the girls having sex at 12 r knocked up...so far im still a virgin im gonna wait till im 14 dont blame me things have changed but it is weird age 12 i hope ur daughter hasnt had sex and isnt pregnant good luck! also when i was 10 i was seduced by a young 8 year old girl 2 have sex i was so freaking crepped out!..if ur wondering i didnt have sex with her
tjloves904 0
uh,wow ^^^
Luv4pink1721 0
Cristian PUH-LEEEEZZZ, I live in Downers Grove, like a 15 minute drive from you there kiddo, and though I was young I was 15 when I had sex, Though I am 20 now, I still remember when I was around that age of 13, and the only girl that had sex, was ridiculed for years for having sex that young, not to mention now she is a stripper with a heroine addiction, further more, knock it off with making people in Illinois look trashy, like we all conform to that same idea of what age is best, I hope and pray for your parents sake that you dont knock up a girl
fartmouth123 0
uhhh cristian...that doesnt go for everyone. that was the most retarded comment i have read so far on this website.
hurul_ayni 0
OMFG!!!! wth??
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
I say 15+ is fine, but 12, srsly?