Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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likeanoutlawbayb 0
you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with
DorkusD 0
@164 - Losing your virginity is a consequence of having sex? Shit I wish I had have known that sooner!!!
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Comments (512)
Zamax 0
If she
shadowskater 0
wow 12 that sucks watch your kids more closely figure out where they are going when they "spend the night with their friends" call the friend they are staying at sometimes and ask for them see how many times they say they arent there
fuzz97 23
that doesn't mean she's had sex... maybe it means she's a huge **** and only WANTS to have sex.
AmberBerry 0
LOL I'm twelve (: I haven't even gotten my period yet ahaha
locolouis 0
she problably said oh shit if she is already getting penatrared
arichan_fml 0
mommy's little prostitute <3
weavermycutecat 0
omg 12 yr olds do SO know wut sex is! anyways, maybe the 12 yr old heard about it and wanted to do it but than her mom told her she shouldnt so dhe was like shoot. "like a good mother" doesnt have anything to do with not being a good mom if you didnt tell ur child its not good to have sex before marriage, it just means she wants to be kind of traditional.
welly_ellie 0
that's just so wrong for someone her age -_-
georgieporgie 0
she could have been trying to be sarcastic...
thefmlinator 10
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