Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
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likeanoutlawbayb 0
you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with
DorkusD 0
@164 - Losing your virginity is a consequence of having sex? Shit I wish I had have known that sooner!!!
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Comments (512)
beachfool17 0
every 12 year old know sthe basic idea of sex everyone learns it at that age. but dont be hatin on the mom a lot of girls hide this kind of stuff and dont want to talk about it until its already happened. Sex before marriage is total religious opinion and not everyone agrees with it what everyone should know that it happens on your own time and if your going to do it know what can happen and make sure its with someone you really like/love. if shes 12 and already having sex thats a major issue. sex shouldnt be an act thats thrown around just for the fun of it stuff can happen it doesnt happen all the time but not many teens are ready for a kid.
AlexZB 0
this is fake, there is an older FML very similar to this
niagara001001001 0
I honestly am not at all surprised...its such a natural topic these days amongst kids. I wouldn't doubt if she has lost her virginity at all. I was her age when i lost mine...6 years later, I'm still having sex with the same guy.
that_one_dude 0
Awesome! I moderated this one :D What's up with losing your virginity at very young ages these days....
starczy 0
I think you did the right thing.
dacman48 0
three word response: check her cherry. and there is an old one very similar to this one, but that dosnt make this one a fake, just a repeat.
dr_house_MD 0
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FreedomFirst 0
There are some things that even a parent has no right to do, and this is one of them. If you were joking, it was a stupid and disgusting joke. If you weren't, you're a pervert. Plain and simple.
jnic 0
This is what followers of Islam do in Middle Eastern regions before their daughters get married... the most misogynistic culture in the world. That's ******* disgusting of you and a total invasion of privacy and dignity. No self-respecting or knowledgable doctor in any civilized country would agree to do that. Also, a hymen can break from tampons, rigorous exercise, horseback riding, an injury, bike riding, etc. Your complete ignorance about the human body is showing.
summer66_fml 0
that doesnt necessarily mean shes had sex. it could just mean she wants to have sex & not even necessarily right away. i mean she couldve wanted to wait until she was 16, 17, 18ish....
FreedomFirst 0
I agree with everyone who's saying don't assume, she might just be feeling pressured and was hoping you'd give her an answer that sounded good. One thing is certain, you need to have a very open and honest conversation with her, because if she has had sex she needs your support even more. And support is not the same thing as permission, by the way. You just need to make sure she knows what is happening to her and what can happen.
Flounder 2
I vote YDI because the people that hold puritanical notions of no sex before marriage are generally the same people that don't have the first clue about raising kids - hence, your 12 year old having sex.