nubs
Today, my dad wants a divorce. I can either stay with my wine-loving mom or move 300 km away with my dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Stranded
Today, my husband wants a divorce and will be moving out as soon as possible because he can’t stand my mother anymore. He's tired of pushing me to stand up to her, even once, so he's done and is leaving. I’m upset he’s leaving, but I’m equally as upset he’s leaving me alone with my mother. FML
sonofaneuroticwench
Rice Lake, United States
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
sad day
Time to run
Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML
kayt240
Canada
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Anonymous
Enid, United States
Bad sign
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
OhLovely
Mississauga, Canada
Get away from me
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Jojo
Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML
Googlebug
United States
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Top comments
xxWTFxx1981 23
sucks to be you but I would take the sober parent with your dad gone she may turn anger or stupidity to you.
SneezyBear 27
Given those two choices, I'd pick dad.
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Comments (20)
McKD4ddy 18
That's terrible 😱
nubs 23
Indeed
real life problems 26
What's wrong with enjoying a few boxes of wine every evening?
Winter_95 11
I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or not, but if your not; its really not fun living with an alcoholic
real life problems 26
Yes I was being sarcastic, thus the "few boxes" of wine. People need to lighten up on here
blightsight 10
you're* you're*
thelittlem 15
liking because I'm the only one who found it funny.
real life problems 26
Faith in humanity restored
bonsai 11
Hope what ever you do work out
RichardPencil 32
Stay and get drunk with Mom!
xxWTFxx1981 23
sucks to be you but I would take the sober parent with your dad gone she may turn anger or stupidity to you.
SneezyBear 27
Given those two choices, I'd pick dad.
Yellow minion 11
you should go with your dad!
acmariner99 25
I’m guessing that since this is an FML, that your mom is not the wine connoisseur type of wine lover. Given two bad choices, you need to do what is best for you ... your sanity, your health, and your general well-being. If your mom is an alcoholic, you are going to spend a lot of time baby sitting her or otherwise cleaning up her messes. I can’t emphasize this enough: take care of yourself, don’t let your parents take their drama out on you.
zuckerburg 21
or... move out, get emancipated and live your own life
Thomas333 3
pick Dad