Kids and School: Today, my dad wants a divorce. I can either stay with my wine-loving...

By nubs - 27/09/2018 15:30

Today, my dad wants a divorce. I can either stay with my wine-loving mom or move 300 km away with my dad. FML

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Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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Thursday 27 September 2018 18:03

sucks to be you but I would take the sober parent with your dad gone she may turn anger or stupidity to you.

SneezyBear 27

Thursday 27 September 2018 20:02

Given those two choices, I'd pick dad.

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bigdaddyeric 35

Monday 1 October 2018 7:53

I don’t

Yellow minion 11

Wednesday 7 November 2018 2:18

go with your dad!

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