Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stevenson, United States
Controlling
Today, my mom took my phone away because of a huge mistake I made, which we need to go to court for. I own the actual phone but they pay for the line. I'm autistic with severe anxiety. I'm also 34 years-old. FML
Anonymous
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Dad Fail
United States
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Fuck u
Virginia Beach, United States
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
dontbuysamsung
London, United Kingdom
Today, my mobile phone wouldn't turn on. I took it in to the phone store, but they won't fix or replace it because the account is in my dad's name, not mine. He's abroad for the next month, and the only way to get a hold of him is on a number I only stored on my phone. FML
Animeislyfe
Stockbridge, United States
Offroading
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Blame game
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
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TheLastCrazy 0
Then why are you allowing your dad to do this?
ILoveEggnog 7
My mom tried to pull that one on me, so I left.
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muzy 23
As long as you live under my roof, you will abide by my rules !!!!!
kay729 7
Maybe next step is to move out of dads house
bizarre_ftw 22
Call the cops, it's technically stealing, then sit back and laugh
TipsyHobo 7
As she may just as well get kicked out, with nothing else. This comment is ignorant... If there was more info, and she actually paid for the plan, phone, and everything else. I can understand a lil bickering, but nothing serious. It is only a phone. It isn't like he took her virginity, or forced her to wear a chastity belt.
nhbasskid13 23
what part of I pay all my own bills did you not understand?
angryyute 4
So go take it back. Shit, it ain't that hard
puppy23 3
If you're still living with your parents, at any age, then technically you're still a child. Either grow the **** up and get your own place or quit bitching.
missbadluk 0
Um 22 and still living with your parents (I'm assuming)? Can we say LOSER! should have been out the house 4 years ago. Wtf are u doing? Quit trying to PRETEND your grown and say u pay your own bills when u have no concept of BILLS until u live on your own. A Cel phone, maybe a car payment, car insurance, and maybe gas is not "paying bills." YDI
Pazu_fml 10
Young adults live with their parents for any number of reasons. Many attend university or start their careers from home. In some cultures, it's the norm. Also, many who live with their parents pay a portion of rent and utilities. Heck, with today's job market and housing costs? It's no surprise that more and more people are sticking around into their mid-twenties. Yeah, it's also possible that OP is a lazy entitled brat, but we don't have enough information to draw that conclusion for sure.
patrickalamo 48
My words exactly... Here here
Bekll 31
I agree with Pazu. I'm 24 and am living with my parents for the time being. I just graduated from college and moved out of my apartment and can't be on my own again until I get to grad (and get a career). That and I'm European... It's pretty common for children to live with parents up to their late 20s.
Lililthx 7
Indeed. European usually live in their twenties with their parents, that's not a big deal. Who are you to say he's a loser? Should have moved at 18? It's a little bit young, no? You are the loser, dude. Wherever you live now.
TipsyHobo 7
I agree with most of the comments below, but guy with twist downsyndrome, misdbadluck, gtfo and die. I have big boy pants for you, if you need a pair.
Justforlolz 14
I can't take your comment seriously with all those misspellings.
Killerturtle 11
#47 Where I live Its normal to live by yourself when you're 16. So I wouldn't say that your theory on Europeans is correct.
Thundernerd 4
take his car
Cuffington 0
Report it stolen, and get a new one.
lonely_gal9898 0
this is life
BuckNekkid 22
time to move out