Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Controlling
Today, my mom took my phone away because of a huge mistake I made, which we need to go to court for. I own the actual phone but they pay for the line. I'm autistic with severe anxiety. I'm also 34 years-old. FML
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, my mobile phone wouldn't turn on. I took it in to the phone store, but they won't fix or replace it because the account is in my dad's name, not mine. He's abroad for the next month, and the only way to get a hold of him is on a number I only stored on my phone. FML
Offroading
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Blame game
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Top comments
TheLastCrazy 0
Then why are you allowing your dad to do this?
ILoveEggnog 7
My mom tried to pull that one on me, so I left.
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Comments (121)
abb3 0
time to move out don't you think ?
hateevryone 15
why would you let him take your phone away? you're grown.
superHydrate 4
Maybe, just maybe, he just wanted to play angry birds.
elementalz 2
Tell them to **** off or leave?
emogirlz 8
Tell em to **** off and you need to MOVE OUT!
clairegirl101 0
omfg thats EXACTLY what my parents would do!! :) i feel ur pain!!!
tragicnightmare 15
you are legally an adult so he has no right to take it away
Super_Salo 0
Beat his ass
Plecofish 0
I read this just when I got my phone back. And I'm 14.
jlperry31 10
Then why did u LET him. Take it back. Or take his I let my step dad tell me when I got a car at 18 that I coukdnt go anywhere except school. Meanwhile his daugther did as she pleased her while life. Guess I should of got high with him like she did or bought weed from him.