Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my 61 year-old father snatched a letter from my hands and threw four different fits because he misread it four different times, then yelled at me for "not reading it properly." I had to explain it to him. FML
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perdix 31
You're lucky you didn't get pun-ched!
hunteryager 18
Your dad is a dick.
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Comments (146)
stitesy29 18
This sounds like Rage and Hollow
unixdude 9
Lucky he isn't a devout Christian, else he would have to stone you.
maverick5454 1
That could get you life in prison in Canada
ChristoneDawg 9
don't worry OP, my dad thinks I'm an emo because most of my shirts I wear have a black base, but colorful words or picture. and I like dark blue pants or black pants, but I have plenty of other clothes also.
EmsyyyRose13 24
What does that have to do with anything?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Pretty sure he can get arrested or charged/fined for that. How old are you, OP? If you're a minor, it's child abuse. If you're an adult, it's assault. Also, is your dad Sheldon Cooper? Or related to him? Because he has a very specific way of folding laundry as well...
winterof1988 2
That was clever :)
Jezzikah 11
Well looks like you go cotton a very bad situation!
Jezzikah 11
Got*
angelofmusic113 9
If that was a one time thing, that was mean of your Dad to do. It's none of his business how you do your own laundry. But if this is something he does often, then that is abuse and you should report him.
Feliciano 12
I was gunna say something But then you just went and won the comments
fatalwish 6
it would seem he prefers slapstick