Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my 61 year-old father snatched a letter from my hands and threw four different fits because he misread it four different times, then yelled at me for "not reading it properly." I had to explain it to him. FML
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perdix 31
You're lucky you didn't get pun-ched!
hunteryager 18
Your dad is a dick.
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Comments (146)
JoseIsAdork 31
oh my god, please tell me you don't use wire hangers too? father dearest probably would have a melt down over that ×_×
UFIUETSimpdesign 5
Hahaha that's an awesome damn thing to say XD good one
jpest17 5
Ahahahaha that was funny, the kind of stuff they put in movies!
xoalyssa 8
that's why you don't make puns.
liaRawr 9
I'm guessing you haven't got to that age yet with your father or he just slapped you because he thought your joke was stupid like my mum says "you're never to old to get grounded"
AnagenisisZagus 13
If it is any consolation, I found the pun amusing, OP.
dmblonde 13
But...you're from Canada!
idiotbox44 5
That pun was terrible. It was deserved
tasman_margaret 14
Illegal?
Lopakanitis 10
lol that IS kinda funny