Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my 61 year-old father snatched a letter from my hands and threw four different fits because he misread it four different times, then yelled at me for "not reading it properly." I had to explain it to him. FML
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perdix 31
You're lucky you didn't get pun-ched!
hunteryager 18
Your dad is a dick.
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Comments (146)
swinglish4670 5
That's abusive....
Mc8005 9
For a pun that horrible, I'd have slapped you too. YDI
snugglesMcGee199 23
Perhaps it was the smirk that ticked him off, OP. Sorry he didn't get the pun right away! :(
Mr2212 7
I guess he didn't think your joke was very punny.
JohnTheLad 13
Slap that "man" back.
RedPillSucks 33
I think that would have escalated quickly.
lmbachman 23
lol that's awesome... My dad would've given me a high-five for that :) and since when do dads know anything about folding clothes, anyway?
queerdragon 20
I get sick of this idea that men cannot cook, clean, or take care of children because they have a penis.
mFUNdo21 17
the sexism is strong in this one
lolita88_fml 27
That was a major over-reaction. Who the hell hits someone over a pun? Christ, people can be so stupid. Hope you're ok OP <3
doumtabarnack 12
Ok great pun you're father sucks
blackwidowtaco 31
The one time a user actually uses you're and its in the wrong grammatical context. Damn.
Cujo3269 9
Put nair in his shampoo. Crack a terrible joke and tell him not to lose his hair over it. When he gets out bald tell him he doesn't wash his hair right.
Dusty_Busters 15
Well done