Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
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Shzusuziq 16
She may have meant from cleaning or other chores. The problem seems to be from your own mindset.......
mssileas 25
Maybe she's just gardening a lot. Even if not, loosen up, you didn't get delivered by the stork you know.
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mssileas 25
Maybe she's just gardening a lot. Even if not, loosen up, you didn't get delivered by the stork you know.
Jaelkus 28
My wife says aliens abandoned her when it comes up in conversation.
Shzusuziq 16
She may have meant from cleaning or other chores. The problem seems to be from your own mindset.......
Ashamed_Sister 60
Most women wear jeans when they are doing work like gardening or cleaning. For pleasure they might not wear anything at all.
mr_dinzaster 16
That’s it someone check her knees
RichardPencil 32
Good thing they didn’t mention the gooey napkins in the pockets with the local truck stop logo.
PhoenixChick 26
So your mom has old jeans, or wears her jeans for doing house work, yard work etc, and your first thought is that your mom is talking about blowing your dad? I have jeans with the knees all worn out. That doesn't mean I'm giving tons of head dude. You need to grow up and stop blaming others for your dirty mind and jumping to conclusions.
SaucierGirl 20
Mine used to always be worn out because I fell down a lot. There are plenty of reasons for worn knees
Leviathene 34
Grow up OP.
donb23 23
Tell Dad you bought them that way. Seems to be the fashion trend right now. Either or tell Dad you pray a lot.