Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my 61 year-old father snatched a letter from my hands and threw four different fits because he misread it four different times, then yelled at me for "not reading it properly." I had to explain it to him. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You're lucky you didn't get pun-ched!
hunteryager 18
Your dad is a dick.
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Comments (146)
LordoftheOcelots 10
Why are puns so rage inducing?
Dusty_Busters 15
When I read this I totally thought you said that he told the joke then slapped you lol. I was like daaaaaamn!
jl_word 10
You should've kicked him in the dick!
emirie 21
Clearly you don't get your sense of humor from him.
rlTlk 13
Oh wow someone has serious anger issues. I'm sorry you have to live with such an asshole as that. If you get slapped over something so completely innocent I don't want to know what you probably have had to go through throughout your life. Discipline within clear limits is one thing, but random violence for doing nothing wrong is another. Even worse there will still be those that say since he is your father he has the right. What disgusting people.
interesting33 37
I don't think it is okay for OP to be slapped - that sounds really abusive
Sam0011 11
I laughed more at the pun than the FML.
RedPillSucks 33
OP, always know your audience when you make a joke or pun. Under other circumstances, I'd say YDI, but in this case the slap was so unnecessary.
esines 9
Aaand then 21 tries to kill it... Nice job
giraffelovergirl 19
I wish I was that punny.