Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
You had him first, don't give up on him because of this!
Christy10 0
It's better that you guys have been going out before they got together. It would've been worse had you guys started going out after your parents If they do get married and people give you shit, blame it on your parents lol
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Comments (195)
andc 0
hah damnn that sucks! but it's not that big of a deal since you guys were dating before your parents. i know someone who has sexual interactions with their stepbrother, but the thing is the family or nobody knows. They would get a beat down, if so!
defe_fml 0
one would think that if your parents got together after you were dating, you would have a lot less tension, as long as you didnt tell the whole world your situation. i know that if i had a gf, it would be a hell of a lot easier if she lived in the same house, and if people decided to make fun of me at school, i'd just punch them in the face. as long as it is not illegal, its fine. dont let others hold you back
Aka_Lilly 0
Ok so It's kind of wierd but it will be really funny if you get married and have kids!
vjt48 0
My ex and I were on and off for 3 years. I found out he cheated on me numerous times and even fathered a child with someone else while we were still together. After we broke up my mom dated his dad and asked how I would like having "ex" as a brother. Trust me, I feel you on this one and it is definitely a FML moment.
vvvvvsss 0
foursome
karen2_fml 0
That's not that bad. My friend's dad told her he was seeing her boyfriend's dad. Before that both dad were still with their mom.
xNephilim 19
So what? That happens all the time. It's NOT FML material.
careohline79 0
I feel for you.. only cause it happened to me!!! They've been married for 15 years now.. and for us.. it would have been 17.. :S
xchapperzx 0
im dating my dads girlfriends son. its not exactly fml worthy, you cant help who you like :) and its not exactly incestrial either, people always say that about me and my boyfriend, but we have learned to ignore it.
sweet_princess 0
he's really not Ur brother or step brother anyway. go for Ur love!!