jgdgjyfg
United Kingdom
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
HAZARDOUS WASTE!
Today, my mom tried to keep her boyfriend from indiscriminately devouring my personal things in the fridge. So, instead of just sticking a note with my name on them, the lids of my jars of homemade pesto are now decorated in sharpie with a motif of “NO! DO NOT EAT!” FML
sick of this shit
West Grove, United States
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Auberry, United States
How thoughtful
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
trgtyo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Our pride and joy
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
fml
Canada
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Anonymous
Medway, United States
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
2k16
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
mikey51
Australia
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying '**** you'
eminemchick 19
at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"
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perdix 31
Someone has to point out your obvious weight problem -- you are apparently oblivious to it, she-beast.
nlr 9
your dad is terrible! you should make a mote with a picture that says this is proof that even God can make mistakes.
nlr 9
damn auto correct didn't work this time?! note*
GreenCloud 3
maybe he was joking
Ugi 27
I reckon this was a joke and I'm not usually one for tiptoeing around and over-analysing everything but so many girls these days seem to be so negative about their bodies that I think your dad was daft to do this. What if it contributed to you developing an eating disorder or eating extra to spite him and gaining weight? Treat it as a lame joke and hope he can find a better outlet for his humour.
DKjazz 20
My math teacher once taped up a photo of me with the caption "Wanted for homework evasion".
DKjazz 20
My math teacher once taped up a photo of me with the caption "Wanted for homework evasion".
perdix 31
Next time there will be a picture of you with the caption, "I should have settled for a *******."
epiikgangster11 2
finally a good parent, lose some weight
Late_night83 25
hahahahaha! hahaha! lol, ur dad is awesome! fyl
shelby_sevenfold 0
Tape a picture of him to any alcohol that you have in the fridge that says "Do Not Feed the Beer Gut."