Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad casually mentioned my half-sister in conversation. He had her out of wedlock when he was only 13. NEWS TO ME, HE'S NEVER MENTIONED I HAVE A HALF-SISTER BEFORE AND I'M FREAKING 22 YEARS-OLD. Apparently he and mom thought I knew, and just forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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_dont_fml_ 1
hopefully you didn't have a crush on her before
mintcar 10
Well, now it shouldn't be too awkward when you want to copy each other's homework.
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Comments (72)
karmaababyy 5
Hopefully you didn't do anything sexual with her.
sachal_k 0
Do not tell me that you had a crush on her.
afairshake 8
Here's hoping you guys got along before you knew and will have a great sister relationship sorry you both have to deal with a lowlife cheating dad though way uncool. BTW they said another daughter so unless it was a lesbian thing doubt there was any crush or hitting on or sex.
gman90210 18
Ya not like a mom who cheats isn't a **** or ***** right?
itsrainingmen_fml 0
Time to start watching One Tree Hill
urbanimpression 6
At least it didn't end with she's been my girlfriend for the last 3 years!
etoilenuit 15
I would think that'd be awesome..
mmike13 2
I would to lol
spaboolly 26
When did the plane of poorly written TV drama intersect real life?
Rick_S 3
Unless your half-sister and you don't get along, and getting past what seems like the whole "my dad cheated on my mother" part of it, I think it would be pretty cool to find out you have a sister. Especially one you already know. I hope you can create a life long relationship with her. And you have fun with it by telling her she's just like the sister you never had. :)
anton4223 3
Technically she is the sister you never had ;)
mrnuleef 7
At least you two were friends and not in a relstionship
perdix 31
This is a near-miss of an FML. "Today. I had sex with my girlfriend and then she left. Later, my wife came home early from work. NMFML."
PizzaRollsss 5
What does the "NM" part stand for?