Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad casually mentioned my half-sister in conversation. He had her out of wedlock when he was only 13. NEWS TO ME, HE'S NEVER MENTIONED I HAVE A HALF-SISTER BEFORE AND I'M FREAKING 22 YEARS-OLD. Apparently he and mom thought I knew, and just forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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_dont_fml_ 1
hopefully you didn't have a crush on her before
mintcar 10
Well, now it shouldn't be too awkward when you want to copy each other's homework.
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Comments (72)
anonymous_kitten 8
That sucks. In high school, A woman told my sister we have another brother after seeing our dad. /:
vero559 7
At least u didn't sleep with her
Lisha_B 5
I had almost the same thing happen except it was my brother that died of a heart defect's sister. I found that out at 18. Found out I wasn't an only child at seven and my half-sister is three months older than me. My dad is such a man-*****. I'm glad he got the snip-snip.
isamisis 9
I once found out a grade school girlfriend was my 5th cousin but it didn't bother me.
girlfromhellxD 4
Go us mayo kids:3
skittlesmeep 4
Good thing you didnt have a half brother that you might have dated the last 3 years!
gman90210 18
Well not sure I'd it is fml or something good so I will just say hope things work out for yall
mrsmaglietta 6
I found out I had a half sister on Facebook
glamery 3
depending what kind of relationship your dad had with your mother around the time of your conception... it sucks to find out crappy stuff about your parents later in life,. try to make the best of it. its neither your or her fault. hope everything works out :)
captainburke 5
Imagine if you two had been hooking up :/