Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad casually mentioned my half-sister in conversation. He had her out of wedlock when he was only 13. NEWS TO ME, HE'S NEVER MENTIONED I HAVE A HALF-SISTER BEFORE AND I'M FREAKING 22 YEARS-OLD. Apparently he and mom thought I knew, and just forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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_dont_fml_ 1
hopefully you didn't have a crush on her before
mintcar 10
Well, now it shouldn't be too awkward when you want to copy each other's homework.
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Comments (72)
klm2purple 18
That sorta happened to me! I had always known I had a half sister I'd just never had met her and about halfway through last years school year I finally got to meet her. we were going to the same school and I'd been in her half sisters class for about 3 months...
ngwPHENOX 4
At least you weren't dating her when & found this out
asoke 8
I don't see how everyone has commented saying 'well I hope you guys weren't dating' etc etc. I can't see where it says this girl was a crush or if the OP is a boy or girl.
Dracoboxer357 36
30- Op suggests she is female as her father informs her that he has Another Daughter, OP's half sister. :)
RedPillSucks 33
@31 true, that's the most likely scenario. However, the dad could have also had a boy and girl AND the half sister, and OP could be the boy.
TwinBlades 0
SHE can't be her boyfriend, it clearly says she didn't know he had ANOTHER daughter.
Chabela23 8
Well it can be her girl friend.. There is such a thing in the great big planet called a lesbian
TheCrazyEye 6
You didn't hook up with her, right?
steph2341 1
That's awesome!
WellThatSuxx 7
Like My Name is Earl:0
teamlucas 8
Wow! sounds like me and my sister. her and I were beat friends for almost 5 years from the time we were 6 till we were both almost 11. we didn't find out that we were half sisters until that point...and also found out we were also ONLY 9 MONTHS APART. she was born August of 81. I was born may of 82. same dad..different moms.
abwildrose 4
Pay attention commenters, found out he had ANOTHER daughter, they are both girls! As for the FML author, what is it about Irish fathers, exact same thing happened to me!
doglover100 29
Hopefully you two don't hate each other.