davidh5012
United States
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LuckySperm
United Kingdom
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
TMI
United States
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Anonymous
Toledo, United States
Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy birthday to you
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Anonymous
Men and their balls
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Anonymous
Birthday Boy
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
rejectedson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice to know
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Star_Wars_Lover
Dallas, United States
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
ohgosh1428
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Las Vegas, United States
Pull yourself together
Today, in Las Vegas, after taking my drunk dad and his drunk friend to their respective hotel rooms, I realised that I, despite being 16 years-old, am the responsible one. FML
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chazzlerazzle 0
Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant
Insane_Tea 15
At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...
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Comments (140)
rillastyle 1
Buy your self a "all dad wanted was a ********" teeshirt
joshangle 0
Don't worry. Even before that no body loved you. Except me sometimes not really ok no one loves you
epokryfky 0
Omg. So mean! But, sooooo f'n funny!
cloodiem 0
Er, 15 + 9 months of pregnancy, rounded up = 16 years.
G0v3nat0r 7
That's a little harsh
danbman95 0
Y do u know he had a vasectomy?
FUNExtreme 5
You start counting age from the moment you are born, so your parents had sex 9 months before that (If everyone went correct). Therefor it has been 15 years and 9 months since this person was "made". If you take into account that he could be 15 years and 11 months then it was 16 years and 8 months ago. Logic: No FML here. Maybe just an unexpected baby!
HighasaCloud 46
If OP was about to turn 16 at the time of this post, his father would have said "17 years overdue." It's his own son. I'm pretty sure he knows how old OP is.
HannahPaloozah 0
Uuu
sofiq 3
That means he probably got it right after your mom got pregnant! So 9 months before u were born.. If u do the math it might make sense
sonnyrosa 32
Swing and a miss there friend... think about it... "sixteen years overdue" means he should have gotten it sixteen years ago... before OP was conceived...
myanichole 22
It's still possible he's the father... Remember 9 months in the womb and if you're just 15 years and 3 months enough time.
myanichole 22
Oops. I miss the overdue ?
HighasaCloud 46
If you took the time to read the last comment posted at the time of your posting this, you would have realized that you are way off the mark. He is definitely the father. He didn't get it 16 years ago, OP's father meant he SHOULD HAVE gotten it 16 years ago. The man regrets conceiving OP. Do you understand it now?