Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I saw someone at the buffet get two plates in a row. I told my date that, “People nowadays have no self control.” Unbeknownst to me, he was within earshot and told me, “FYI, I was getting a plate for my disabled mother.” After dinner, my date unmatched me and blocked my number. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
And then you felt foolish for acting like an idiot and jumping to conclusions, so you did the right thing and told the attendant to give the other guy your food, right? Right?
rudegirlmania 10
You're a little crazy.
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rudegirlmania 10
You're a little crazy.
DerrickJames 33
He is especially crazy for throwing food away just because another got to it first.. Crazy!
ohcoolstorybro 14
That's a real dick move, just saying
therealslim 15
What a ******* head case, probably a fatass too.
ohmandapants 17
Everyone's a little crazy when it comes to food, but to jump to conclusions, then to TAKE THE FOOD AWAY and THROW IT OUT is so stupid and childish. First of all, even if it was OP's food, who the **** just rips something away from someone and yells "MINE!"? That's right, a two year old. Secondly, what a waste of food! >:-( I hope you gave him your food and then the kitchen happened to close down so you couldn't eat.
DubstepCrazyXD 11
I think Seagulls do yell that constantly too when they see food or specifically Nemo, his father, and Dori.
qwillis98 20
Right OP because NO ONE and i mean NO ONE orders a similar meal as you.
MehrunesDagon456 20
Just a LITTLE bit.
DocBastard 40
And then you felt foolish for acting like an idiot and jumping to conclusions, so you did the right thing and told the attendant to give the other guy your food, right? Right?
sugarshane007 20
Doc, I think you are being a little too hopeful on this one.
perdix 31
#2, the OP should have bought the guy a new meal and add a dessert or something, paid for the one he ruined and his own. The asshole ought to be paying triple for lunch!
not_a_robot 15
I agree, this is another one of those situations where somebody jumped to conclusions a bit too quickly. If you didn't pay for his food, you don't deserve anyone's sympathy.
TVKill3r 15
Nope, chances are they felt like an idiot for two seconds and then chomped away on the food they ordered.
KingDead 18
I wonder if it ever accorded to OP, that more than one person can order the same type meal... Definitely jumped the gun haha.. YDI OP, such stupidity.
mjmick0509 7
Impatient much?
Tupelo_Honey 30
So what did you do? I hope you gave him your food! EDIT: Sorry, Doc...didn't see that I had commented the same thing as you til after I posted.
Wizzlbang 10
What is wrong with you?
HortonThelephant 15
I suppose one might say that OP went off the deep end..
sk8_king 23
You know you're not the only one who might order the same meal, right OP?
Jeffo193 13
I think you know you deserved that one...
simsgirlgem 25
I hope you bought the guy another plate of food you bitch
insertnameherr 11
Jeez calm down! Did you apologize and pay him back?
karlcolt45 19
well great stomachs eat alike..maybe, just maybe you made a new friend hahaha