Today, in Las Vegas, after taking my drunk dad and his drunk friend to their respective hotel rooms, I realised that I, despite being 16 years-old, am the responsible one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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Top comments
GamerChickxoxo 16
just wait until your old enough to drink, some bitch breaks your heart, the bills start piling up, your job slowly crushes your soul,existence itself seems daunting and endless.every day you pray you succumb to a quick end as drink away the tears and just try to forget your troubles for another night. -you'll understand someday
Trinity Fenwick 7
don't worry, your day will come.
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GamerChickxoxo 16
just wait until your old enough to drink, some bitch breaks your heart, the bills start piling up, your job slowly crushes your soul,existence itself seems daunting and endless.every day you pray you succumb to a quick end as drink away the tears and just try to forget your troubles for another night. -you'll understand someday
RichardPencil 32
Aka, the boring one. Just like their slogan says, “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas ... because it’s too dull to leave.”
Trinity Fenwick 7
don't worry, your day will come.
alycion 39
You go to Vegas as an adult to be able to have no responsibilities.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Not sure what they're doing partying in Vegas with a kid in tow, but I suppose you should be commended for not drinking underage, and procuring the services of a woman with "special talents". I bet you also enjoyed some Disney Channel original movies before falling asleep yourself, so good for you. The rest of us are gonna go start a fight with Golden Knights fans, and throw vegan food at hipsters listening to local boys The Killers.