ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
paige
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sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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Anonymous
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Drunk MC
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Jes
Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML
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Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".
lovelyvampire 16
I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind
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Comments (73)
ThomasBombadil 31
Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".
glabberfasted 16
Cousin it
PresidentNorth 16
Not really. lol, Thats just the pregame for some people.
Narayan96 13
Even when my dad isn't drunk he forgets my name :/
tdawg91 17
I feel your pain! I answer to anything these days!
Enslaved 38
Even though the OP appears to be female, this reminded me of the book, "A child called It". This made me extremely sad for her.
devildog562 33
Those three books were crazy. True accounts of a survivor going through hell at the hands of a sociopath.
pinkchocoa 15
I was searching the comments for this book (: Everyone should read it
ostfaiz 18
It is or was my daughter!
TonyTalkingClock 11
It's self aware!
dustin007 15
I feel UR pain
martin8337 36
Cousin it?
demonfacee 14
Yeah, you might want to keep him away from the beer.
worldclassrager 41
Dress up like a clown then it works out better (Steven King) And with Halloween passed you can probably get one cheep
cryssycakesx3 23
cheepcheepcheep!
worldclassrager 41
Do you just search out my comments? You correct me a lot...lol