ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
Sundbyberg, Sweden
Drunk MC
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Jes
Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML
Anonymous
Bad guy
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".
lovelyvampire 16
I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind
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Comments (73)
oops6663 26
My first thought was Pennywise.. You could have fun with this..
Epiccake 15
Are you okay, It?
annarcheer 19
my dads called me the cat before and he wasn't drunk..
Ashd09 30
My mom calls me by my brothers' names even when she's sober
kitten1800 18
You can be my it girl, baby you the shit girl :P
lifeofpie25 16
seems like IT was an accident
SleevelessD 6
The Child called "it"
rainbowdonnareed 18
oh god I am sorry....there is a book called boy named it hugs this is a real FML
lionhead29 9
maybe he wasn't drunk
xJ0k3rx 5
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again