ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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Anonymous
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Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Top comments
ThomasBombadil 31
Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".
lovelyvampire 16
I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind
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Comments (73)
RetardedF1sh 6
Your dear neighbours in Finland always refer to people as "it"
The_Podfather 16
Take him to a AA meeting
Ki11erC 18
What for? Forgetting something? I can do that with names sober. Don't have to have a problem for this situation to arise, could even be they don't drink often and thus got drunk very easily.
xsammiex 4
my dad calls me it to difference is hes isn't drunk :/
isaacusher 2
I don't know if I'm more concerned about tour dad or the name of the city
badoorghost 8
That happens to me every time you will get used to it
satisfication 6
It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose again
jesselemky 3
My dad does this when he gets drunk to but i have to get him from the bar and drive him home he of course wants food first so i take him to seven eleven and he just points at the food while saying "ill have three of those *******"
EgyptPride 17
Hello "it" nice to meet you.
PyroSam 21
Solution: Get twice as drunk and call him "that".
wasliedtoasakid 22
Maybe he thought you were his cousin? (Addams Family pun)