Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, my parents gave me a Spotify Car Thing. Not only do I not own a car, I won't be able to afford one before this crap tech gadget turns into a useless brick. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, my wife got me a car for my birthday. It's a nice one but I soon realized it's a trap: I have to take her everywhere, or she tells me she can take it back anytime. So much for a gift. FML
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Top comments
GogoTheGreat 12
Maybe it's a two part gift?
Welshite 40
Attach it to your bicycle. You never know when you might need it.
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Comments (113)
S4N 5
I should have my license right now but I don't, so I know the feeling :P
caitylynn05 16
regift!
fakedsincerity 32
sell it and keep the cash.
cnewton84 28
Well happy birthday!
simplyblades 10
Most people just use their smartphones anyways nowadays
onedothtread 8
Sell it
kipfischer 11
AND every smartphone on the market has built in GPS while in civilization and apps and attachments for use anywhere around the globe...stand alone GPS units are useless
rockne93 17
AH I SEE
lualdu 13
It's probably a two parter either that or your father really doesn't want you to get lost
mattyiscool123 26
What you could do is walk around with it