Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, my parents gave me a Spotify Car Thing. Not only do I not own a car, I won't be able to afford one before this crap tech gadget turns into a useless brick. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, my wife got me a car for my birthday. It's a nice one but I soon realized it's a trap: I have to take her everywhere, or she tells me she can take it back anytime. So much for a gift. FML
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Top comments
GogoTheGreat 12
Maybe it's a two part gift?
Welshite 40
Attach it to your bicycle. You never know when you might need it.
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Comments (113)
KatzeZauber 7
GPS' have a pedestrian setting. You can set it to 'walk' or 'bike' as well as 'highway' and 'side streets' when in a car.
joe502 3
It was a hint... You are 36 years old... Get a car & get out.... Your parents want some privacy....
lanco_fml 10
it's a precursor
sillyshortee 3
you can still go geocaching!
FMLJanitor 1
First World Problems...
jag396 1
Yeah, your life sucks.... Dealing with a retarded father
daye1967 6
I have a license and a car, but no sense of direction. Send it my way.
iamsophie 13
Heh, reminds me of a present a friend bought me. No licence , car or interest in driving and I was given a pink, fluffy steering wheel cover with a thong that looked far too big and uncomfortable. FYL OP!
BFons 19
At least you won't get lost.
moun33 4
wasn t it a way to ask u when the f... u will pass ur driving license?