Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, my parents gave me a Spotify Car Thing. Not only do I not own a car, I won't be able to afford one before this crap tech gadget turns into a useless brick. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, my wife got me a car for my birthday. It's a nice one but I soon realized it's a trap: I have to take her everywhere, or she tells me she can take it back anytime. So much for a gift. FML
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GogoTheGreat 12
Maybe it's a two part gift?
Welshite 40
Attach it to your bicycle. You never know when you might need it.
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Comments (113)
kaitlinb13 3
My friends dad did that for Christmas last year (she does have a car though) but his card said he thought she'd like it because he knew she was "directionally challenged". Yes I laughed at her as did her husband (both of us got hit for too but it was worth it)
that60steen 5
That's kinda funny, maybe he was just trying to give you motivation.
mesahus 5
Attach it to your forehead
amisenho 11
Maybe it's one of those metaphorical gifts, like he's saying he hopes you find the right path or go in the right direction in life. Oh, who am I kidding? He's teasing you about your lack of car or permit.
LMO3825 4
Screw it just put it on your bike.