Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML
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Top comments
HotCheetos22 4
Your dad is a jerk.
micah38 5
WTF was the prank?!!!
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Comments (113)
madamazinDana45 6
I bet yur whole life is like the new movie with adam sandler That's My Boy!!!!!!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Your information made my balls itch.
Jp17048 1
How would this be his fault I don't understand
VolleyAly 14
Are you dumb? He broke her knee because of his prank!
phatdaddy62 23
Hey 18 - They are the stuff of HOT legends!
OddBallChick 1
That's really messed up of your dad, I'm sorry OP :(
TarieBoo 2
19- noor is wishing us all a happy fourth. so that includes people in america that celebrate that day.
XxVulcanxX 0
ur mom got raped to have you ur dad tried to rectify his mistake but only broke ur knee so u better watch ur bak around him ya kno?
Harry641 13
What a lad.
Vk1 0
I want to party with your dad.
xgetxbentx 13
Sounds like your dad is going to end up arrested before the night is over.