Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML
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HotCheetos22 4
Your dad is a jerk.
micah38 5
WTF was the prank?!!!
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Comments (113)
Migole 36
That's terrible op, I feel sorry for you :( What kind of prank was that even??
icemand90 17
I have to know what the prank was! sounds epic. failed but epic
melrose90210 10
Sounds like we have the same dad... O_O
Tempest559 12
Your dad seems a little rough on you considering you're a girl. Payback is a bitch though, just let him live in fear of the day you exact your revenge.
Ins0mau 20
However, if you're a guy, a broken knee is totally acceptable in a prank?
beccax33 4
What kind of prank...? Well ur dad is a jerk. Sober or not.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Hellooooo, nurse!
krewer21 1
Child abuse, child endangerment. Neglect. Wow...
KiddNYC1O 22
Make him write "I shall treat my daughter like a princess." over and over again.
TrueTriage 16
Man what ever happened to people just joking around? Just cause something is wrong doesn't mean you HAVE to correct and bash for it. See the joke in the comment or shut up and move on its that easy
grannygruber 6
At least he has his priorities straight! Lol