ohlordhelpmenow
United States
Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bondi414
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
My house, my rules
Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
moudly
United States
Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML
andrea
Denver, United States
Moldy excuse
Today, my idiot daughter has allowed mold to grow in her shower. Her excuse? She thought it was just some “stains” that wouldn’t come out. Yeah, I don’t believe that. I think she knew it was mold and just didn’t care. FML
Sick
Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML
Anonymous
Ebersbach, Germany
Cruel summer
Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML
Cheese luv
Watson, Australia
Today, my father threw out my $100 wedge of blue cheese because it "smelled funny". FML
TheMysteriousTsundere
Today, my dad threw out all my food because a fly landed on a loaf of bread still in its package. He claims the bread and everything else that touched it is "contaminated". That was all the food I had for the rest of the month. FML
VibeCheck
Hangover blues
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Anonymous
United States
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
uncleaning
United States
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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perdix 31
Is he talking about food or women?
123josie123 11
The new version of 5second rule??
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kickuwithmyfist 1
If it smells like fish.. Its a dish!=D
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Give him the moldy food.
jaredjudd21 2
Mold is a source of protein, he's doing it because he loves you.
DocBastard 40
You should create your own rule: I won't be good and eat your food.
cinderellacat 0
Whats wrong with your picture?
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm guessing the guy that knife came out of
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
I don't understand why you're thumbed down..
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
The knife was pulled from a patient, stabbed in the back I believe, I forget! -.- DocBastard!!
alstbv12 13
The picture is explained in his blog. Read it! It is good!
jozmejia 13
Not everything that expires gets mold. I hope you don't get sick.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
I see this not causing any future health problems.
juliajealousyy 1
My dad calls our garbage the 'snack drawer.' Yeah it can always be worse.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
That's what my homeless friend calls the dumpster behind Applebee's.
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
I stick to the rule too. (: be thankful youu have food.
ninjuh_wingman 29
So the milk thats been expired for months in my refrigerator is still good?
Mimosa2 1
Try it and let us know!!!:)
a1f0sff 25
You think?!?!
iseyixes 18
Hmmmm frugal much???