Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
pantsareathing
Elliot Lake, Canada
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
poisongrl
Macedonia
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
car trouble
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
mothtal
Bulgaria
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
morningbirdie
Drunk level: 2000
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
that girl.
United States
Helicopter parents
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Selina
Trenton, United States
Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML
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deviable 9
Nude taxi service!
Pentium_4 27
hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school
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Comments (94)
lovepandorasaver 11
Definitely FYL, but I do respect your dad, has balls, but I'm sure you are aware of that now.
luvyme64 8
o_O
mosquito19 14
picking you up from where? mall? = ok. school?= not ok.
tellithowitis 13
You know you liked it(;
linkinpark98 24
She probably saw wrinkles in places she didn't even know existed... :S Lmao.
emmaweeee 0
That's cute... fyl
baconlover22 4
Awkward :/
SmittyJA24 26
No, it wasn't me.
littlesister67 0
For a parent, or anyone for that matter, to pick anyone up in the nude is infantile. What if he wants to sale his car at one point. Would you buy s car where the seat
littlesister67 0
Skills
littlesister67 0
Oust i