Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5
Standard guy stuff. Everyone hangs a washcloth or towel on their dick and stares at it for a minute for lulz.
xxhappyninjaxx 0
wow that really sucks
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Comments (86)
lookscankill 0
must have been the life of the party
xyasminsays 0
Seems like you can't take humor very well.
beer01 0
The party must go on. LOL!
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI
snafu57 1
what does that say about dad's equipment if a washcloth makes a loincloth. I'd need a handtowel minimum.
chux4w 0
I'd need a beach towel.
panchpanch 0
He's just breaking the ice for later events..
BosatKhanjar101 0
that sux but that is hilarious I am sorry hahahhah
youdidwhatnow 0
How sexy. Oh wait.
garuru 4
son i said i was sorry how many more times do you want me to appologize
Nic_hole 0
hahaha gawd that suxx