Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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narrowords 18
Remember, your silence can be bought.
JMichael 26
Someone had a guilty conscience.
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Comments (87)
tiernang 21
*have
dman10296 3
So do you watch together now? O_o
matthews_van 10
That's a hard situation to live through I'm sure
laughlots4195 7
Trolling dad strikes again.
Mavsfan4141 1
I just saw this on ifunny
vikky538 29
your father is dumb...
MiissAshleyy 19
that's disturbing.
yellowaholic 25
Haha hypocritical..
tehdarkness 21
Hahah aww poor dad.
Just_a_dumb_teen 5
my mom went away for a weekend and while she was away me and my dad had to go get some parts for my car. He told me to look up the phone # of the store & when I opened his computer there was a **** website up. I know how awkward it is but after closing it & struggling to tell my mom, we realized we had a virus & no one was watching ****. :) sorry you have to deal with the same awkwardness xD
Goblin182 27
Virus? Yeah, that's what is was, a virus.
hatemyluck 15
Yup, I'll believe that. Okay Dad.
xSkittle 16
Why would you tell your mom? It's just ****.