Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
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golden_warrior 23
someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day
flashback.miss 28
My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.
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Comments (77)
imtooshy 18
Hmmm, makes me wonder what he was using that lotion for in his hotel room?! But he's home now and doesn't need that lotion anymore.....lotion or lube?! Lol ;-)
PenguinBitch 44
He wants you to have a good time. If you know what what I mean...;). *sees that OP is female* oh. Hahahaha hahahaha *points and laughs*
imokwithmylife 4
Maybe he's trying to tell you something.
football98_fml 20
guess whos not gettin anythin on fathers day
lacrosse05 5
I think you are misunderstanding the reason he got you lotion...
Ambient25 25
It's better than sex. Every time I put it on it feels like unicorns are showering me with rainbows while dolphins play heavy metal.
FrankHotpants 31
I agree, when I'm feeling ashy I always reach for my Arizona hotel lotion.
DirkNJ 2
I hope you didn't go out of your way on a Fathers Day Gift. If I were you I would make him a card like we did when we were kids instead of buying one.
interesting33 37
I think it is more about the clear favouritism being implied. I'm sure OP would have been thrilled with the lotion had OP's father given it to them and similar gifts to other family members.
Rubi_562 13
It's the thought that counts? Lol At least he didn't forget you :)